Some amusing sayings that will make sense in German, but are weird in English (translation in parentheses)
1. Es ist nicht gut Kirschen essen mit dir. - Cherry-eating is not good with you (You are evil)
2. Jetzt geht’s um die Wurst. - Now it’s about the sausage. (It’s now or never)
3. Das ist nicht mein Bier. - That is not my beer. (That is not my problem)
10:46 pm • 22 September 2014 • 1,897 notes
As a professional internet, it’s my job to search the web for quality, intellectually stimulating content. Like this.
The heavens parted, and delivered unto us a scion of hope, a glimmer of immortality. This song.
Its been a few hours since I posted this and I’m pretty sure I’ve gone back to listen to it about twelve times now and each time it still makes me almost develop a hernia from laughing so much.
i’ve never loved something the way i love this post
10:41 pm • 22 September 2014 • 38,587 notes
When your parents call and you’re with your friends - Vine By Chris Jäy
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9:59 pm • 22 September 2014 • 1,531 notes
if the heavens ever did speak
she’s the last true mouthpiece
every sunday’s getting more bleak
a fresh poison each week
unrealitycw have a Super Gay version of take me to church
7:53 pm • 22 September 2014 • 1,279 notes
Part 3: Celebrities react to the Ferguson protests (Part 1, Part 2)
5:42 pm • 22 September 2014 • 8,783 notes
THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST
You know it’s good when you bother to scroll all the way back up just to reblog it.
…Wait scroll up HOW OLD IS THIS THING
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5:20 pm • 22 September 2014 • 607,284 notes
So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today,
I’m sure he’d kick an ass or two,
That’s what Brian Boitano’d do.
3:52 am • 22 September 2014 • 104 notes
THIS WAS LITERALLY THE BEST COMIC I HAVE EVER HAD THE SINCEREST PLEASURE TO READ.
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2:05 am • 22 September 2014 • 149,360 notes
sometimes it’s really hard not to hate this country.
this is extremely relevant rn
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1:44 am • 22 September 2014 • 111,670 notes
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
1:31 am • 22 September 2014 • 933,467 notes